marballz

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This page will be dedicated to totally real ads (in my mind)

A web series!

Inspired by Mr.Marker (I wish)

Created by the USA Network, the people who created Psych, Monk, Law & Order And semi created House

Staring "Malcolm in the middle"s Piamma (Fransis' wife)


Its about a man with a magic keyboard, were the actions on the keyboard coexist in real like, i.e; ctrl + Z undoes the last action he did. etc etc

the story line is about a man who in love but is scared to say it, along with the magic keyboard. each episode is around 5mins long


I suggest you watch the first few,its actually quite good.

www.usanetwork.com/series/ctrl…

Also no school!!

I have amazing info passed to me, and its an amazing tangent, although its a heartbreaker, but a brilliant piece of script writing nonetheless, trust me I didn't see it comeing its such a brilliant Idea and concept, but when it sank in afterwards it left my kinda sad, because if its the case, A new era ie; Late 80's or sometime in the 90's can't be made into new spin offs, because it would be a major plot hole, but it doesnt mean they can't work backwards ^-^

Sorry

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01. Be one of the 15 first people commenting on this journal entry, and I will add you to the Promotional List
02. For each of the 15 first people answering this journal I will put his/ her avatar and the three deviations I like most from his/her gallery on the list.
03. If you answer, you'll have to do the same on your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 15 people.


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IS A BLOOODY LIE!!


My dreams are completely shattered