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Mon Sep 14, 2009, 9:56 AM
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  • Mood: Noble
  • Watching: David Dickingsons real deal
  • Playing: -
  • Eating: JELLY TOTS
  • Drinking: Tea

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Devious Info

  • Interests: tv and drawing, PS3
  • Favourite movie: the mask,shawn of the dead, hot fuzz and ect
  • Favourite artist: To be perfectly honest I admire the early work of Claude Monet
  • MP3 player of choice: Podi, I mean eyePod, PeePod, oh you know. xD
  • Shell of choice: Dalekainium
  • Wallpaper of choice: HYPNOTOAD
  • Favourite cartoon character: manic yoh hora hora len elric bros rose rio sonic lingling grim lyserg roy mustang flanders & St
  • Personal Quote: Stay tuned for The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
  • Tools of the Trade: computer and pencils
  • MSN: Ask me for it, I has to many enemies on teh net to give it out like this (seriously)

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:iconbrokensymphony:
Thanks for faving my raygun, your WIP looks awesome so far!

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:iconmarballz:
no worries

& thank you :D

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:iconlariekoek:
Glee, thanks for the fave of my Richard Hammond fanart! :aww:

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:iconmarballz:
No worries :D

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"I have seemed to have killed James May......Hmm. Anyway" - Jeremy Clarkson
"Ahh! Crikey its the Rozza's!" - James May
"Its a flinch-ometer!" "ITS A DEAD BLUE-TIT" - Vic & Bob
:iconkitkatoreo:
Thanks for the fav! :D
:iconmarballz:
No woried I loved your picture of Shawn & Jules :D

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"I have seemed to have killed James May......Hmm. Anyway" - Jeremy Clarkson
"Ahh! Crikey its the Rozza's!" - James May
"Its a flinch-ometer!" "ITS A DEAD BLUE-TIT" - Vic & Bob
:icondogsluver4ever:
thanks for the fav a while back :D
:iconerulastiel21021:
You drew the Death Bee, therefore, I must watch.

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:iconphobic42:
hey thanks for the favo!! :D

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Ignore critics, say yes
Order dessert, endure strife
Stay together, love life.

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:iconthankuplz: Thanks for faving Lil's screwdriver! Its means alot to me!!

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